English Translate:
Silesia who had lived next to Bohemia for nearly 400 years is a good day is annoying and in 990 the Prince Mieszko I of Poland acquired of the Bohemians (Czechs), as of that time Silesia was like the scene of numerous wars Polish-Bohemian during to the X to XII century.
Poland: bohemia!
Bohemia: Poland!
Silesia: I ... eh not done anything ... y. ........... beginning to hate my life ...
[Sounds of Struggle]
Silesia really not going very well ...
[Silesia is pulled from side to side]
Silesia: WHY ME!!
Poland: Poland!
Bohemia: Bohemia!